Comedic Story Enthusiasts Gifts

Suddenly the Fat-No-More Club's picnic was in chase.

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Eskimo in Igloo

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

'Don't anthropomorphize.'

"I just can't do it without someone else yelling directions."

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"