Comedic Story Enthusiasts Gifts

Suddenly the Fat-No-More Club's picnic was in chase.

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

'Don't anthropomorphize.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'