Comedic Tale Fan Gifts

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Thomas Hardy

Upper West Side Story

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"Any luck"

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

Count and Figaro

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

"I just can't do it without someone else yelling directions."

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

Don Quixote with bar stickers

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

'I agreed to a race...I didn't say anything about racing in my shell.'