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'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Thomas Hardy

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Upper West Side Story

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"Any luck"

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

Count and Figaro

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

Instantly, tongue knew he was in real trouble and that all his mom's warning, hither to ignore, were true.

"I just can't do it without someone else yelling directions."

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

'They all ran after the farmer's wife, she cut off their tails with a carving knife...well, some of the tails wouldn't come off right away, so she had to chop, and chop, and chop, and...'

'The GPS says 'Follow the yellow brick road'.'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

Hey don't jump out like that. You almost gave me a heart attack!...Oh no, of course you couldn't, could you?"

'I agreed to a race...I didn't say anything about racing in my shell.'

Don Quixote with bar stickers