Comedic Scenario Fan T-Shirts

"Well, of course you have a heart."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

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Knife-thrower.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Any luck"

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

Ostriches

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

Hippo on helipad.

Two men arguing on a train journey

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'You cant use the menu like everyone else?'

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

The world coming to an end

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

'Whilst you were in the toilet, they descended into the underworld.'

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

'I shudder at the thought of a clone of Fred.'

Cats in police lineup