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'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Knife-thrower.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'It's for you.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"Any luck"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

Eskimo in Igloo

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

"Lasagna anyone?"

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'