Comedic Scenario Enthusiast Pillows

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Knife-thrower.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'It's for you.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Eskimo in Igloo

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Lasagna anyone?"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.