Comedic Scenarios Pillows

"Robert, darling. Isn't that woman the spitting image of your wife?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Knife-thrower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Any luck"

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Sale! Everything Must Go!

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Receptionist takes managing director a cup of coffee/tea, finds him having sex with someone, leaves, then comes back with two cups of coffee/tea.

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'