Comedic Scenarios Gifts

Apex Piano Movers

"Robert, darling. Isn't that woman the spitting image of your wife?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Knife-thrower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Any luck"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

Sale! Everything Must Go!

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

Receptionist takes managing director a cup of coffee/tea, finds him having sex with someone, leaves, then comes back with two cups of coffee/tea.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

"We need to watch where we stick our nose don't we."

Well, @#^*, I put the wrong net in my GPS.

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'