Comedic It Scenarios Pillows

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Knife-thrower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

No money is left in this business (overnight).

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'