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Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

Knife-thrower.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

Apex Piano Movers

I thought you wanted me to sell your car.

"Why do I have to enter a password? Who's going to nick it?"

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

'You screwed-up the Benson account, Fenwick, but don't worry

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

Fun run vs pitbull parade

'Mr. Beegley will see you briefly.'

Tired of competing with his girlfriend's cat for attention, Mike tries to frame Mr. Snookums.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

No money is left in this business (overnight).

I thought this only happened in cartoons.

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'