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'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

"I need to tinkle."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

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I take it back - He's not writing a text and driving, he's illustrating a text and driving.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend