Comedic Driving Scenarios Pillows

'I've got to hang up now, There's someone at the door.'

"I need to tinkle."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'