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'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

Spiderman car window cleaner

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Ostriches

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Apex Piano Movers

'Great job! -- Take the rest of the day off!'

An injury to hide from the ladies.

A ball's best case scenario.

Giant Moth Circling Lighthouse.

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

Golfer on Football Pitch

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

'Where did you last see your club?'

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

Double Trouble

ATM.