Humorous Scenarios Pillows

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

Kate's Cat Kennel

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

'Can‘t you knock before coming in? I could have been doing God knows what...'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Ostriches

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Great job! -- Take the rest of the day off!'

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

An injury to hide from the ladies.

A ball's best case scenario.

Golfer on Football Pitch

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

'Is this your son? We need to talk!'

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

'Where did you last see your club?'

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

Double Trouble

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

ATM.

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."