Enjoying Comedic Situations Pillows

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Previously on..."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

'Next!'

"I still want grandchildren.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"You understand this was just business."

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

Giraffe Car.

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Spider reads sign on water pipe which says 'You must be this itsy bitsy to climb up this water spout'.

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

'Do you get brain freeze when you eat a snow cone too fast?'

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

Perky Blinders

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Great job! -- Take the rest of the day off!'

We don't laugh at the same YouTube videos anymore.

A storm in a teacup.

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'

'Well, normally a cup of hot tea in the morning is a good thing, but...'

'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'