Enjoying Comedic Situations Gifts

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"Previously on..."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Next!'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

"I still want grandchildren.

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"You understand this was just business."

'I'm afraid you have dry rot.'

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

Giraffe Car.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'

'Do you get brain freeze when you eat a snow cone too fast?'

Perky Blinders

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Great job! -- Take the rest of the day off!'

Golfer on Football Pitch

'He broke his wrist trying to open his medicine.'

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

'Don't worry about that, Doctor. It's just a tattoo.'

Jack, with a sweet tooth! 'Look, Ma! I traded the cow for these little candies! And guess what, they don't melt in your hand!'