Lover Of Humorous Situations Gifts

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

An injury to hide from the ladies.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Road signs of Aging

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Sex Score

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Giving thanks.

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Books read by wife and husband in bed.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

For heaven's sake, do you kids have to play right around my face? At home with the gnat family.

Cat in Hearse

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.