Lover Of Humorous Situations Pillows

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

An injury to hide from the ladies.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Sex Score

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

Giving thanks.

"Mommm! I know you said ''no,' but it wasn't your usual firm 'no' that I admire and respect so much!"

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

When's the truck going to be fixed?

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

"You mind if I smoke?"

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Cat in Hearse

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'