Fans Of Humorous Situations Pillows

Double Trouble

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"They're comfortable."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

The Brothers Grime

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Unemotional Support Animal

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Raised by Dogs

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"She wishes to range free!"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'