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Tattoo going wrong.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

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"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

'I made a big mistake. In a fit of anger, I said, 'Screw you' to my boss.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Aristophanes

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

"You mind if I smoke?"

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

Eskimo fishing.

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

An injury to hide from the ladies.

"Are you having a problem with moles?"

Escaping the Firing Squad.

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

"I'm going to marry her."

'Monologue! I thought you said prepare a monorail.'

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Double Trouble

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.