Funny Situation Lover Pillows

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Little help?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

"Boy needs bigger tire."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

"You mind if I smoke?"

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

Eskimo fishing.

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Golfer on Football Pitch

Escaping the Firing Squad.

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

An injury to hide from the ladies.

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Larry?!"

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"His dentures keep slipping."