Funny Situation Lover Pillows

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Little help?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Boy needs bigger tire."

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

"You mind if I smoke?"

Eskimo fishing.

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

An injury to hide from the ladies.

Escaping the Firing Squad.

Window cleaner taking ladder out from under his colleague.

Golfer on Football Pitch

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

"Larry?!"

"His dentures keep slipping."

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'