Ironical Situation Lover Pillows

"Little help?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Time management office worker

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

Come hell, or highwater, Eric remains confident that his call will come.

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

Yesterday, the warranty on the Wilsons' waterbed expired

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

"After falling into a vat of radioactive lumbar rub - I discovered at the first sign of danger, I develop this amazing and incredible back back!"

"Well, all your tests came back normal. There's just something wrong with that."

'That's what I said - a hit and run steamroller...'

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"It's these new glasses dear! I thought it was you!"

The Right Place at the Right Time. I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have a reservation …

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

'Of course I remember you. You're Parker, the best man from the financial forecast department. Why do you ask?'

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Larry?!"

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

Female guest congratulating the bridegroom.