Silly Situation Lover Pillows

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'

"Little help?"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Eskimo fishing.

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"Gesundheit."

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Dunk Mosquito

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"Larry?!"

"His dentures keep slipping."

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'

Female guest congratulating the bridegroom.

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.