Silly Situation Lover Pillows

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'

"Little help?"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Eskimo fishing.

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"Gesundheit."

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Dunk Mosquito

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Larry?!"

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

"His dentures keep slipping."

"Everybody run for your lives! It's a bouncy castle!"

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

'Try to relax Karen. I was a little nervous when I visited your parents home.'