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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Kate's Cat Kennel

'It's for you.'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

"Stick what up?"

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'I heard your licence was revoked.'

Ostriches

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"You could have shouted Fore!"

A ball's best case scenario.

Ledge Rescue Service

An injury to hide from the ladies.

Fanning a man who's passed out with money.

'Aaaaah' 'Helpline's busy can you hold.'

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Double Trouble

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

Tattoo going wrong.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

A man late for his bus

Burglar sushes a baby

'Have you noticed there are more foot fetishists around today than usual?'