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Burglar sushes a baby

Tourists and their Pets.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Breakfast surreal.

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

The Bonvoy Age...

The Hypnotato,

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Magnet at scrapyard

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Cow Pat Planning

'It's for you.'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

'Bravo Professor, you stumbled upon the one fact that makes sense of it all. Unfortunately humanity is not permitted to know that the Universe was designed by a committee of ducks.'

Cockroach Costume

Elephant Leak

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

Hospital Food

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'I don't mind the haunting. I mind the droppings.'