Fans Of Absurd Humor Pillows

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Cow Pat Planning

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"We can still get promotion if we win ten of our last seven games."

"It's just not the same."

Raised by Dogs

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

Boomerang cow.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Monster Clown

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

The Bonvoy Age...

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

The Hypnotato,

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Chick Billiard Ball

Magnet at scrapyard

''Tough crowd in tonight!''