Absurd Humor Lovers Pillows

"Keep me posted."

'We can mail these thank you cards now that I've forged your name.'

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Boomerang cow.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Clown

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Franz Kafka

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Breakfast surreal.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Chick Billiard Ball

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

Cow Pat Planning

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."