Fans Of Absurd Comedy Pillows

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Monster Clown

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

The Hypnotato,

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

Magnet at scrapyard

The Bonvoy Age...

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

One afternoon on mars.

Cow Pat Planning

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

"Gregor, you idiot… leftover Applebee's in bed."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

Elephant Leak

Golfer in a tree.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'