Fans Of Absurd Comedy Prints

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Monster Clown

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

The Hypnotato,

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

Magnet at scrapyard

The Bonvoy Age...

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

One afternoon on mars.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Cow Pat Planning

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Golfer in a tree.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

Elephant Leak

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Gregor, you idiot… leftover Applebee's in bed."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."