Fans Of Absurd Humor Gifts

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Cow Pat Planning

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"We can still get promotion if we win ten of our last seven games."

"It's just not the same."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Raised by Dogs

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Pastry Hat

'Hon, I'm home!'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Monster Clown

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Franz Kafka

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

The Bonvoy Age...

Chick Billiard Ball

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

The Hypnotato,

Magnet at scrapyard