Absurdist Humor Fans Gifts

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

'Pretzel?'

"Why do these things always happen to me?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Boomerang cow.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Monster Clown

Franz Kafka

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Chick Billiard Ball

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

One afternoon on mars.

Cow Pat Planning