Fans Of The Absurd Gifts

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

Magnet at scrapyard

"You and your vintage French coach experience."

The Hypnotato,

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Tourists and their Pets.

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Baseball.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

UFO and snowman

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

The Bonvoy Age...

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Cow Pat Planning

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

A Heated Argument

River Source

Elephant Leak

Cockroach Costume