Fans Of The Bizarre Gifts

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

"What a way to go."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

The Bonvoy Age...

Magnet at scrapyard

The Hypnotato,

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

Cow Pat Planning

Cockroach Costume

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

Elephant Leak

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

A Heated Argument

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"