Lovers Of The Bizarre Gifts

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

Operation.

Breakfast surreal.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Baseball.

UFO and snowman

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Route 666.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

The Bonvoy Age...

Trapeze artists commuting

Magnet at scrapyard

The Hypnotato,

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.