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"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"What a way to go."

Breakfast surreal.

Operation.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Route 666.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

The Hypnotato,

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

The Bonvoy Age...

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

Trapeze artists commuting

Magnet at scrapyard

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."