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"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Monster Clown

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Snap out of it.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Magnet at scrapyard

The Hypnotato,

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

The Bonvoy Age...

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Cow Pat Planning

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Golfer in a tree.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'