Lovers Of Comic Absurdity Mugs

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"He was a sea rescue."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Monster Clown

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Snap out of it.'

Baseball.

UFO and snowman

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

The Bonvoy Age...

The Hypnotato,

"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Magnet at scrapyard

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Cow Pat Planning

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

A Heated Argument

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Elephant Leak

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Tell me again why we couldn't get an Easter bunny."