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'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Dolphin tricks.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'It's for you.'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'Mom!!'

"Lasagna anyone?"

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

An injury to hide from the ladies.

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'

ATM.