Lover Of Comic Scenarios Gifts

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We have a favor to ask."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Dolphin tricks.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'It's for you.'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'Mom!!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"Lasagna anyone?"

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

An injury to hide from the ladies.

Giant Moth Circling Lighthouse.

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

"You hate to see this kind of thing."

"Unaware that the earth had detached itself from his house, Sam steps off the porch

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

Fun run vs pitbull parade

Thieves searching for money down the back of the sofa.

'Dad, what are you doing in sex education class?'

'Where did you last see your club?'

I thought this only happened in cartoons.

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

'You have to trust me, I'm not a doctor.'

101 uses of a dead cat: hot water bottle

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

'This is no time to be washing your hair,Margaret!'