Lover Of Silly Situations Gifts

Eskimo fishing.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"Ready...."

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'It's for you.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"You mind if I smoke?"

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

A cow carrier.

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

'The mincer's busted!'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

No caption (a mime holds onto an invisible leash as his dog barks at a squirrel on a tree).

Clown running.

"Daddy always begged me not to marry a cactus farmer!"

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

An injury to hide from the ladies.

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"

Frannie tries to look nonchalant as the copier erupts.

'...and to all those who weren't watching.'

"His dentures keep slipping."

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

'Where did you last see your club?'

"Come on guys, let's stop arguing: Group hug!"

The hearse was a write-off. But at least no one was killed. Again.

Tattoo going wrong.

ATM.

'Somehow Betty escaped the Kitchen and ran to warn the others - no one would listen.'