Lover Of Silliness Gifts

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

A cow carrier.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Now you can send it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Operation.

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

"Ready...."

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Trapeze artists commuting

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"You really miss the old grandfather, don't you dear."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"I'm not like other frogs."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.