Purveyor Of Silliness Gifts

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Karataoke

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

"Ready...."

Files.

'What do you mean I used to be cute?'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

A cow carrier.

'What the...? Bleeeeccchhh!' 'Hey, where's my hanky?'

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

Clown King

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

'The mincer's busted!'

Thirsty Fish.

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Clown running.

"I'd say your mother was surprised."

'What happened to Al's Bait Shack?'

'Have you been eating fermented birdseed again?'

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

'...and to all those who weren't watching.'