Purveyor Of Chaos Gifts

Files.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

man juggling career, home and children

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'