Purveyor Of Silliness Mugs

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

"Ready...."

Files.

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

A cow carrier.

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

Clown King

'And not only do we think you were lying when you told us Larry went on a winter vacation, we think you had something to do with it!'

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

'The mincer's busted!'

Thirsty Fish.

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Clown running.

'Have you been eating fermented birdseed again?'

'What happened to Al's Bait Shack?'

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

'...and to all those who weren't watching.'

Think globally, act silly!