Silly Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Thirsty Fish.

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

'Have you been eating fermented birdseed again?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Crap from the future.

Trappist Monk Discord

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Honest Voting Stickers

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Clone Factory

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Inactivists"

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.