Ruler Of Silliness Gifts

Clown King

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

A cow carrier.

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"Same time next week. Meanwhile, don't do anything silly, will you?"

Henry was startled by a sudden tap on the shoulder.

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

Gag pitchforks.

Unbridled Fiddle Faddle.

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

A Day In The Life Of... Deflector Man

A collection of 'barfing' (vomiting) people and animals. End caption reads 'Happy Barfday'

'Hand over your licence.' - 'How can I, the judge took it?'

'I'm a failure as a manager and husband.'

Penitentiary for the Terminally Silly

'Your pup runneth over!'

'Work your jab, shove him into the ropes, and then drop him with a right hook! ... And remember - make it look like an accident.'

"He's great at both sit and stay."

'Not another super store ribbon cutting! Good Lord, the duties of a king are never ending!'

'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'