Master Of Messiness Gifts

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

Face painting.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Save us!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

man juggling career, home and children

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

Houdini's infancy.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.