Master Of Messiness Gifts

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

Face painting.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Save us!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Happy now?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

man juggling career, home and children

Houdini's infancy.

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"