Messiness Manager Gifts

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Dogs life

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Two children play with a pedal bin

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'