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Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail

'The blood tests confirm what we thought: he has ALBD - Annoying Little Bastard Disorder.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

Dog bouncing on chair to pick off all the Christmas tree decorations.

"Cute is whatever you can get away with."

Is your money safe?

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He's bitten me for the last time!'

'So! It's you who has been scratching up my door!...'

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

'And we thought the washing machine was eating them!'

"Oh yes, you have to keep an eye on them All the time!"

'He's just being friendly'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

'Your Walking!'

"I see you've painted yourself into a corner."

"The next time you eat my homework eat it before I've actually done it."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Thank you for not smacking

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Where's your evidence?"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Did I throw which spitball?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I've found an effective excuse isn't just about a single isolated incident. It should be in the context of an entire world view."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Pediatrics. He needs a daily dose of B-1, B-2, B-12 and Be-Have.