Mischief Gifts

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

"I miss school...as often as I can."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Child stealing Santa Claus's beard.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'All hail the reigning queen of static electricity.'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

'I go away for a few days...'

And the 'Baby Bandit' strikes again.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Sigh.'

12 year-old boy sticks gum on 1.5 million dollar painting,

'Those vandals have been at it again.'

"Gesundheit!"

Man with a long straw sneaks another man's beer at the bar.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Sling shooter misses a bird and hits a plane.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Trouble in the Wine Cellar

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Okay, but before I tell you who broke the window I'll have to check you're not wearing a wire."

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

Childish office workers

"Are you sure you've got everything this time?"

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Photobooth Photobomb

Shelf on an elf

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.